It's almost over.... We can all breath a collective sigh of relief, no more ELECTION SCANDALS and spark one up in the name of FREEDOM. Pack the pipe, spark it up, inhale, exhale, and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN by MAKING AMERICA GREEN AGAIN. And again... And again... Declare "I'M WITH HER" even if you just mean sweet Mary Jane! Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness in the form of that glass pipe or bong you've always wanted and can finally afford- perfect timing to help you forget this headache of an election . Watch your friends cry tears of American jealousy at how successfully patriotic you are as you exercise your right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness- in the form of heady functional glass art and smoking accessories. Freedom never tasted so good... I do believe Benjamin Franklin and yes, even our founding father George Washington were known to partake in a few puffs off the old magical pipe from time to time. Stars and stripes, glass bongs and pipes- do it for us- do it for you... Do it for AMERICA. Do it because you're a PATRIOT and you LOVE YOUR COUNTRY!! Do it because you're never going to see another election (PLEASE GOD) or sale like this again. AMERICA- WE LOVE YOU!! THIS SMOKE'S FOR YOU! FREEDOM!!
PS - GO CALI! GO ARIZONA! YES MAINE! GO GO MASS! NEVADA WE SEE YOU! FLORIDA GO GO GO! MONTANA! NORTH DAKOTA! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! LEGALIZE IT!!!!!